"We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close."
Not so much something interesting about Wikipedia so much as something interesting on it. I found this by googling "We did not invent the algorithm":
If you can't be bothered clicking the link, it's a list of deleted Wikipedia articles with strange titles. Some of my personal favourites are "Bewildergoose", "Elephant Thursday", "People's republic of Antarctica" and "Why I Want To Be King of Australia". One in particular that I think my English teacher would appreciate is "Michelle Obama's arms" (to paraphrase a well-known song - it's my blog and I'll insert personal jokes if I want to!).
I found these interesting because I can't read the articles. What were they about? A few of the article titles have a short description underneath; exempla gratia:
"Why not to sleep in a bamboo forest?"
Single sentence. "Because the bamboo will grow through you... resulting in Death."
Some of the articles were just redirects:
"Pitbull with Lipstick"
Was a redirect to Sarah Palin
I thought an interesting thing to do would be to pick an article title at random, and write a fictional Wikipedia article to match the title. Here's my effort:
Cow cuddling is the act of cuddling a cow. It is performed by placing one's arms around any member of the Bovidae family (excluding antelopes, gazelles, sheep and goats), but usually one from a domestic species such as Bos taurus.
Cow cuddling can be a hazardous activity, as some cows do not appreciate being cuddled. Trying to cuddle a bull increases the risk.
There are no laws against cuddlying cows in most countries, but it is illegal in 26 U.S. states, including Nebraska.
In popular culture
Erm... got nothing for this one. Cow cuddling in popular culture... can't think of any.
Popular culture's got to hurry up and start cuddling cows.
Next week, join me for Elephant Thursday celebrations. It will be a party of pachydermic proportions.